Butty Buff Pillows

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Beanirrito"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Of Mice and Men.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Egg Buggy

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

The Mom quiz show

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