Buttocks Buff Pillows

"The gods really love tight buns."

Theorbo

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Down on Her.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Just look'in'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Claudius Monteverdi.

A centi-stampede.

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Champagne Tasting.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A little fizz?

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Baroque