Britches Buff Pillows

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Beanirrito"

Baking

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Cheese

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

French horn.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Lady Jane Grey

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Down on Her.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Black Hole Exhibit