Britches Buff Gifts

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Beanirrito"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Baking

Cheese

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

French horn.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Lady Jane Grey

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Down on Her.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."