Burrito Buff Gifts

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Beanirrito"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The Burrito King.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Better Not Squash.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Cosy night in

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Big Boy Foot

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

The Troposhere