Burrito Lovers Gifts

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

A complimentary biscuit

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'