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Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

The price or the biscuits?

A complimentary biscuit

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'