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Bookworm Sleepover

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Playing cards.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cosy night in

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"You're stealing the blanket."

A day at the races

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Easter Island poker.