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Introducing the security bed

Bookworm Sleepover

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Happy hour.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Sinking Sand

Cosy night in

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"You're stealing the blanket."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Buffet - now glutton free.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."