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Introducing the security bed

Bookworm Sleepover

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

Cosy night in

Sinking Sand

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Frost advisory tonight.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."