Blanket Burrito T-Shirts

Cosy night in

Bookworm Sleepover

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Better Not Squash.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

A sleeping couple

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Enough!"

"A burrito with eggs eating in the evening or one with beef and beans eaten in the morning, which has a stronger claim to the name"breakfast burrito'?" This debate is not focusing on the questions that are important to me.

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

Cow at an all-you-can-eat buffet: 'How many stomachs does she have?!'

'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Happy Birthday - Burrito Birthday Cake.

Death warmed up.

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

All you can eat. . . pizza.

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The button the TV remote are too darn small.. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.