Blanket Burrito Pillows

Cosy night in

Bookworm Sleepover

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Better Not Squash.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Stitch one, pearl one...

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

A sleeping couple

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"Enough!"

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

Cow at an all-you-can-eat buffet: 'How many stomachs does she have?!'

'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Death warmed up.

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

All you can eat. . . pizza.

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'