Blanket Burrito Fan Pillows

Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Desert Island BBQ

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Baby rocks!

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Cosy night in

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Trash-talkin' artists

Fire Backwards.

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"I've always been a gnome body."

Try our AMAZING Soups!