Blanket Burrito Champion Pillows

"I've always been a gnome body."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Beanirrito"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'The Burrito King.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Starvation Watching

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Cosy night in

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Devilled Eggs