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Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Desert Island BBQ

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Baby rocks!

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cosy night in

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Trash-talkin' artists

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

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