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Off sick with the lurgy.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Electric Blanket.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Cosy night in

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

All Day Deals!

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'