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"A burrito with eggs eating in the evening or one with beef and beans eaten in the morning, which has a stronger claim to the name"breakfast burrito'?" This debate is not focusing on the questions that are important to me.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'The Burrito King.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Beanirrito"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

The price or the biscuits?

A complimentary biscuit

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Burger stall at an art gallery

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.