Burrito Lover Pillows

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Beanirrito"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'The Burrito King.'

Menu Dating

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Burger stall at an art gallery

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

A complimentary biscuit

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."