Burrito Fan T-Shirts

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Cosy night in

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

I'll have a hamburger.

"I've always been a gnome body."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Pop up hell

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

'Chocolate patch'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Did you offer the young man a biscuit Mildred...'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

Pepper's Costume

A cleaner in a cinema

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'