Blanket Burrito Expert Gifts

Bookworm Sleepover

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Playing cards.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Cosy night in

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

A day at the races

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"I've always been a gnome body."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'