Burrito Enthusiast Gifts

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

'The Burrito King.'

'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Happy Birthday - Burrito Birthday Cake.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Oh boy! Burritos!"

Bookworm Sleepover

Picking pastries.

"Beanirrito"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Cosy night in

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Fetching some bread

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

Eat the Author