Burrito Buff Prints

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Beanirrito"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The Burrito King.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Better Not Squash.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Can I have flies with that'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Cosy night in

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Big Boy Foot

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'