Burger Buff Gifts

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

Bank'n Burger - "I see there's been another merger."

'I'll need an I.D. with your photo on it, Pops.'

'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

Bank Roll

"Here you are Sir. One Double Deluxe burger with Large fries and a Thick Sheikh."

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

'Careful review of his reaction lunch-time test paradigm proves that dude is hard wired to cheeseburgers.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'It's no use... he won't reveal his sauces!'

Big Boy Foot

"If I knew you just wanted to grab hamburgers, I wouldn't have taught you to fly."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Unhappy with the night shift, Roger would make his feelings known.

'Look at the Doris! You wouldn't get that choice in Spain or Italy.'

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Another weapon of mass destruction.

The Troposhere

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin