Burger Boss Gifts

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

Burger Discus

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

I bake my own bread.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Big Boy Foot

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

The Troposhere

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

The youth shows responsibility!

'Consider it a bun deal.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Look at the Doris! You wouldn't get that choice in Spain or Italy.'

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

Bank Roll

I'm the Chef

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Excellent! This crap again!"