Burger Bar Buff Gifts

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Beanirrito"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

A dog at the bakery.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Who's the new guy?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Madoff and devil.