Burger Bar Buff Gifts

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Beanirrito"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

A dog at the bakery.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

Licensed to grill.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."