Burger Joint Owner Gifts

'Consider it a bun deal.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Fast food. Even faster food

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Shaken not stirred

Kitchen Kapers

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"This is our soft opening."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."