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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

The shakedown escalates.

The youth shows responsibility!

"We will remember them."

'Consider it a bun deal.'

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

BBQ Escape.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Vocal Fry

'Would you still describe yourself as an optimist?'

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

Meet my day job 9-5

'I was like working at burger buddies and this guy was mad because his fries were like old and stuff...'

Mcdonalds changes beef patty recipe but denies Jamie Oliver revelations were the reason.

"Maybe we should give them names."

Volunteers.

"Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting for fast food restaurants are the hardest."