Generous Benefactor Gifts

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Thanks And Giving.

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Done saving the world for today."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

Wishing swell.

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'We're tired of raising money. When do we get to dole a little out?'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'

"We appreciate your generosity, Mr. Welch, but you need to die before you can donate your body to science."