Generous Benefactor Pillows

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Thanks And Giving.

"Done saving the world for today."

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

Wishing swell.

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'We're tired of raising money. When do we get to dole a little out?'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'