Thankful Giver Pillows

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Thank you

How the gift registry should really work

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Woman carrying a love heart

Harvey before and after.

Can you guess what it is yet?

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Beggars on the street.

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Africa

Thanks And Giving.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Stuffed.

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"