Gratitude Giver Pillows

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

Thank you

Grace For Flies

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

Thank you bubbles

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Saying Grace.

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'