Gratitude Seeker Pillows

"I started a gratitude journal."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Thank you bubbles

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

Happiness

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Hot flashes

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'