Thoughtful Donor Pillows

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The nonprofit dog fight.

How the gift registry should really work

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Beggars on the street.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Africa

Thanks And Giving.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Gee, thanks pal."

Stuffed.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Spare change.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The Tramp of Human Rights

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"Just scan the QR code."