Thoughtful Gifter Pillows

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift." (Colour)

Angry Santa Claus.

How the gift registry should really work

"Baldo, think about it. What is the true meaning of Christmas?"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

"It's the online research that goes into these gifts that counts."

"Congratulations - By choosing to shop online you are putting hundreds of retail jobs at risk and helping to turn your local high street into an economic wasteland!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Bagel problems.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Beggars on the street.

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Stuffed.

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

Ockham chooses a razor

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

The Tramp of Human Rights

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts