Compassionate Gifter Pillows

The Tramp of Human Rights

'You must've been saving with Farepak.'

Stuffed.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

How the gift registry should really work

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Woman carrying a love heart

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Harvey before and after.

Can you guess what it is yet?

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Beggars on the street.

Sweet potatoes...

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

Africa

Thanks And Giving.

'Gee, thanks pal."

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Spare change.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'