Thoughtful Gift Givers Pillows

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

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"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

It's the thought that counts!

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Beggars on the street.

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

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"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Stuffed.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

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Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Pushy Cashpoint

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

Ockham chooses a razor

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."