Thoughtful Gift Givers Pillows

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Tipping Pain Chart

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

It's the thought that counts!

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

House Broken.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

An Anarchist's Christmas

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

Acme Coffee Co.

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Beggars on the street.

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

Stuffed.

Cats and Gift Bags

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Pushy Cashpoint

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

Ockham chooses a razor