Thoughtful Gift Receivers Pillows

Ockham chooses a razor

"It is my place!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

How the gift registry should really work

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

House Broken.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Beggars on the street.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Question my integrity, $10.

"It was heaven before this."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

'Next Father's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing a Ferrari.'

Very rough-looking tattooed thug on his way to the 'Gentlemen'.

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

MYRRH: The first re-gifting

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'

"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"

'Having numerous children is not that bad: I get loads of presents on Mothers' Day...'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift." (Colour)

How the gift registry should really work

"Congratulations - By choosing to shop online you are putting hundreds of retail jobs at risk and helping to turn your local high street into an economic wasteland!"

'Money can't buy you hapiness you know.'

"Baldo, think about it. What is the true meaning of Christmas?"