Thoughtful Gift-giver Pillows

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

How the gift registry should really work

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

How the gift registry should really work

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Santa's Out Tray.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Seasonal shopping.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'