Gift-giver At Heart Pillows

'Next Father's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing a Ferrari.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Tipping Pain Chart

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

Sweet potatoes...

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

'...and this year I can do without the usual 'nice new toothbrush.''