Thought-provoking Gift Seeker Pillows

Question my integrity, $10.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Fish mobsters.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Traffic calming ahead.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."