Thought-provoking Gift Seeker Mugs

Question my integrity, $10.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Santa's Helpers

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Regifts of the Magi

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Traffic calming ahead.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.