Offbeat Gift Seeker Mugs

Santa takibng reindeer head to pawn shop.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

How Amazon was invented

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Roadkill cookies"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Fish mobsters.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Football heads...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."