Quirky Gift Seeker Mugs

"Pass that."

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Mimosa's Witnesses

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

"This is not the Puss in Boots I knew and loved as a child."

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Superhero leaves his pants behind.

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Bad Children's Book #68 - The Very Hungry Tapeworm.

Too late, Buck remembered his father's advice: 'Never bring a potato to a gun fight.'

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

Kitty stoners.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'Fetch'

Bird seed.

Snake leaving bowling alley with bowler and ball.

'Unemployee of the month.'

Ball as water-melon.

'That's the first time I've seen a kneecap slide down a shin!'

International House of Excrement

Bar. During cold and fly season, I switch to hand sanitizer.

"Next time, you climb first!"

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Plug & play.

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head

Animals in Noah's Ark making the skunk walk the plank.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Lice tours at the LA Brian armpits,

'Get rid of your aggressions, punch me for 25cents.'

Bug funeral

Regifts of the Magi