Spirited Donor Pillows

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"So what blood group are you?"

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Woman carrying a love heart

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Thanks And Giving.

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Stuffed.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

The Tramp of Human Rights

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Food bank.