Spirited Donor Pillows

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"So what blood group are you?"

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Woman carrying a love heart

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Thanks And Giving.

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Stuffed.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Spare change.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

The Tramp of Human Rights

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'