Devoted Donor Pillows

'Church Donations'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Honey badger do care.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Done saving the world for today."

Without you I'm Blue.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

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