Devoted Donor Gifts

'Church Donations'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Honey badger do care.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Without you I'm Blue.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Done saving the world for today."

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

To my Valentine