Thoughtful Donor Gifts

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The nonprofit dog fight.

How the gift registry should really work

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Beggars on the street.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Thanks And Giving.

Africa

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Stuffed.

'Gee, thanks pal."

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

'Spare change.'

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The Tramp of Human Rights

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

"Just scan the QR code."