Generosity Appreciator Pillows

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Charity mugger

Thank you healthcare heroes

'You guys are real friends!'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

Thanks And Giving.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

Clive James

McHappy

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

'Come on, I did it for you...'