Generosity Admirer Pillows

"We appreciate your generosity, Mr. Welch, but you need to die before you can donate your body to science."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Social Worker

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Seals on Wheels

Choirboy

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Thanks And Giving.

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Gee, thanks pal."

Don

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

The Little Engine That Understood

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

"We feel your pain".

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

Wishing swell.

"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"