Generosity Admirer Pillows

"We appreciate your generosity, Mr. Welch, but you need to die before you can donate your body to science."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Social Worker

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Seals on Wheels

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Choirboy

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Thanks And Giving.

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Don

The Little Engine That Understood

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

"We feel your pain".

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"

Be Generous to someone.