Generosity Pillows

Wishing swell.

Charitable Donation.

"I'm the original 'Money Gram'."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Thank you bubbles

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Valet park only"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Opening the Barrel

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

With Compliments

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Complementary Beverages

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.