Generosity Pillows

Wishing swell.

Charitable Donation.

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Thank you bubbles

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"Valet park only"

Opening the Barrel

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Complementary Beverages

With Compliments

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

Bed and Breakfast