Hospitality Admirer Pillows

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"Valet park only"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Opening the Barrel

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

With Compliments

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Complementary Beverages

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Bed and Breakfast

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.